Yes floss rings. Make a little finger hole hoop on the back of the floss dispenser, the disk kind, and you got a floss ring. Like the kinda ring you wear on your finger.
The advantages of such a setup are numerous: you basically have a ready made solid anchor in the form of the floss dispensor with which to apply the tensional force neccessary to achieve the sublime act of rubbing your tooth sides with wierd flat string. All that is required to complete this perfect design is a means of anchoring the anchor itself to you the operator; answer: a floss ring. You really also need some sort of notch like structure to keep the floss dispensor from dispensing indefinately. This is essentially a solution to the requirement of wrapping many lengths of floss around two different fingers in order to keep the floss from slipping, a practice which wastes both a lot of floss as well as much perfectly good grumbling which could otherwise be directed at far more meaningful recipients.
This of course only fixes the problem for one finger, but its better than none, and really who the hell is gonna buy, much less use a floss ring + ancilliary notched floss retainer-ring combo?
No one.
