I was just reading an article about scientists in the antarctic and their snowmobiling into crevasses and how they would really rather not do that. My first thought, for whatever reason, was to attach large longitudinal poles to the snowmobiles that would act as a sort of bridge or something like a shish-ka-bob to suspend the unfortunate traveler above the yawning chasm’s gaping maw. My second thought was to post this on my little repository of things that I will never actually do or make but will at least have thoroughly discussed with myself.